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October 16, 2006

For the New Readers (Scroll down for new articles)

Disclaimer: The views expressed on this website in no way represent the views of Loyola Marymount University or its faculty.

Welcome to YouAreSketch.com. You've just stumbled upon the first completely unauthorized student-run blog. You Are Sketch is unofficial, uncensored, and definitely unethical. If you haven't read our articles before, here are a few of the best from each respective correspondent:

The Best of Jay: My Mid-College Crisis -- My Ten Biggest LMU Pet-Peeves -- Top 10 LMU Hook-Up Tips -- Top 10 Critical Moments In Life -- Which Frat House Is the Best?

The Best of John: The First Day of Class -- The Weekend -- Unicorns Are Fairy Tales -- How To FaceBook Creep -- True Hollywood Story

The Best of JV: LMU Catwalk -- Friend Zone -- Halloween Hangover -- WELCOME TO LMU! --Text-Files

The Best Anonymous Posts: What Frat Should I Join -- Which Frat Formal Was the Best

To read our uncut interview with the Loyolan, click here

Love us? Hate us? Want to submit an article? Email us at contribute@YouAreSketch.com

Posted on October 16, 2006 at 03:59 AM |

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  • John J. - Coming from the whitest, most conservative suburb in northern California, John provides an interesting (condescending), unique (completely biased) perspective on life at LMU. Known for his Nick Nolte DUI mugshot impersonation and disdain for Lance Armstrong.


    JV Vicente - A washed up Varsity sports player, JV consistently represents San Jose despite its slim-to-none appeal to anyone fortunate enough not to live there. Besides adding "diversity," JV co-hosts the LMU Late Nite radio show, Loyola's most listened to radio show. Ever. Fuck you Carson Daly.


    Jay Sands - So overrated that he doesn't even use his real name, Jay is also a co-host of LMU Late Nite. In addition to performing at seedy low-rate clubs around Los Angeles, he enjoys exploiting the PawPrints program to shamelessly creep on freshman girls.

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