Posted by John
As I'm sure all of you have already heard, Sean Tierney and Audrey Lo won the ASLMU presidential election. Congratulations guys, you have now inherited an entire year of dealing with exciting issues such as Sodexho food quality and... wait for it... parking problems. On a serious note I think these two will do a great job, and I say this without ever having met either of them but rather based on the fact that they got 3rd place on our "Who will win the election poll." I think it's safe to say that if us and our readers made decisions for LMU then our school would rival ASU's level of debauchery combined with ITT Tech's level of academics.
In what one writer of this website would surely deem more exciting news (it's not JV), it is Sanjay's 21st birthday... a night which Nastradamus actually predicted would be the coming of the Apocalypse but will realistically consist of Sanjay going vert on a handle of Kettle One and passing out in a bathtub by 10:15.
Happy Birthday GAYSANDS!!!