Posted by John
Tomorrow night is Comedy Night at Burns Back Court. 7 pm. The details are below. Basically its being thrown by ASLMU, Belles and Sigma Chi. 3 stand up comics, including Alonzo Bodden, the guy that won Last Comic Standing III.
Oh yeah and if you look at the info, one of the comics performing is a girl. I'm not positive, but I'm told she's the first female standup comic ever, which completely makes sense to me, because in my entire life I've probably seen maybe 2.3 girls that are actually funny. For example, the .3 one was a midget that did this trick with a tricycle and bowling pins. It was a laugh riot. Other then that I'm really blanking. But hey, anything is possible so maybe she'll be funny. No one thought we'd ever be able to bring dinosaurs back from the dead either, then they built Jurassic Park. which, btw, completely blows planet earth out of the water as far as documentaries go. oh cool some water. oh look a blade of grass. Wow, thank you discovery channel. planet earth blows. If I wanted to see the planet I'd go outside and look at it jackass. Why don't you make one about somewhere i've never been, like 'planet jupiter', that I might actually watch. or a planet sex. not sure what that one would really entail but still. come on.
why does this website suck now
Posted by: george | September 26, 2007 at 04:59 PM
agreed
Posted by: vito | September 26, 2007 at 10:53 PM
AGREED
Posted by: | September 27, 2007 at 11:01 AM
sanjays fault
Posted by: John J. | September 27, 2007 at 12:14 PM
its because sanjay has a girlfriend now and has no time to update this lousy piece of shit. go jump off a bridge and do us all a favor sangay
Posted by: BECK | September 27, 2007 at 12:51 PM
It's because you still have tierney up there as sketch child of the week for the past month and a half. Put someone up with some personality so I can actually make fun of them at Sharkeez instead of feeling guilty that I'm not at a diversity event instead.
Posted by: | October 02, 2007 at 12:33 PM
This site absolutely blows now...
you can't even put up any new real articles in almost a whole month, or update your sketch posterchild of the WEEK...
Posted by: wtf | October 04, 2007 at 12:17 AM
what a buncha homos!
Posted by: | October 04, 2007 at 09:30 AM
I want to post nude pix on here. i think it will boost your ratings or like whatever.
Posted by: Alien Anderson | October 04, 2007 at 08:31 PM
This really sucks ass now....greek week just finished and you have absolutely NOTHING about it!!!!!!??????
Posted by: | October 08, 2007 at 02:49 AM
i agree... i can't even believe no one has written anything about greek week especially lip sync! now there's a TON of shit to make fun of from that....
Posted by: | October 10, 2007 at 01:20 AM
and you just rip jokes from "knocked up" about a percentage of a person being a midget.
Posted by: yeah | October 10, 2007 at 04:54 PM
youaresketch, areyoudead?
Posted by: random | October 15, 2007 at 11:55 PM
serious...greek week AND Madness go by with nothing? are you guys really too busy scaming in desmond to write the equivalent of 100 monkeys banging on typewriters? (and no...this shit is no where near shakespearean...)
Posted by: damn skippy | October 16, 2007 at 01:10 PM
its because they all wussed out and got girlfriends. (except for JV)
Instead of wasting their time pleasing us with shitty updates they're now wasting their time pleasing their girlfriends with Mayonaise salads.
Posted by: | October 16, 2007 at 02:22 PM
aight well fuk this then.....i think that the 8 1/2 people left reading this (and yes that includes 3 midgets) should just start posting our own shit cause its not like they give a shit
Posted by: damn skippy | October 17, 2007 at 12:52 AM
you guys should at least post up the sorority article before you let it die
Posted by: Grow Balls | October 21, 2007 at 02:05 AM
someone should write a eulogy for youaresketch
Posted by: random | October 21, 2007 at 06:19 PM
What the hell happened?
Here I was spending afternoons lovingly caressing the webpage that is youaresketch when out of nowhere you poons stop updating.
Come on!
And as much as I want to blame this all on Sanjay, I've never met the dude, and therefore blame this hideous lack of effort on all three of you.
Laaaame.
Posted by: Gnar | October 25, 2007 at 08:36 PM